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How to tell when Winter is really bad...

"It's cold, but it's a dry cold penguin."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Born to be Mild.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"My feet are cold."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

igloo smoking zone...

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

Hasta manana.

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"Never lose your cool."

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

Snow cones serve yourself.

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'I appreciate the calmness it would bring, I just have trouble letting go..'

Slipping Insurance $5.

Santa playing golf.

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

After years of fighting over the thermostat Maude had finally given up.

'A tourist gave them to me and now I'm toasty and war.'

"Judging by where I've been transferred to, I think my boss is still unhappy with me for opening that attachment and infecting all the computers with a virus."