Chill Enthusiast Pillows

Born to be Mild.

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

Just chilling out...and you?

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Don't worry cousin, remember that I'm an Arctic Fox: I'm used to the cold...'

Medical Marijuana: Take a toke before watching the news.

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Jerry's habit of relaxing with his Zen garden before each putt soon began to perturb his playing partners.

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Would I enjoy this more if I hated my job?"

I don't find having a goldfish relaxing enough any more. I think I'll get a hippy.

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

"You are what you choose to become..be happy, chill!"

"I find the long winter months a lot more bearable now that I've learnt to meditate..."

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

Snow flake

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Electric Blanket.

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"My feet are cold."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

His master's chill-out album

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home