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"How about passing out to something I want to watch, tonight?"

Snow flake

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Electric Blanket.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

Ice Fishing.

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."