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"I actually just made plans for tonight."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

Bedtime story.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

PJ Party

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

Drunk And Orderly

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'I appreciate the calmness it would bring, I just have trouble letting go..'

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"Club Applebee's - Late Night"

Just chilling out...and you?

Night Owls v. Morning People