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His master's chill-out album

On holiday.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

The Snooze Bar.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

Happy Retirement

"I want to work from home!"

"Noooooooooooo!"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

The Common Sutra.

Father Christmas with a psychiatrist during summer

"My feet are cold."

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"Are we sun-drenched or sun-dried?"

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'