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'I appreciate the calmness it would bring, I just have trouble letting go..'

Z type personality. Please help! Sleeping man lieing on sidewalk

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

On holiday.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Born to be Mild.

"My feet are cold."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Carl Sandburg.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Hasta manana.

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

His entire life was about balance.

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."