Chill Aficionado Gifts

'I appreciate the calmness it would bring, I just have trouble letting go..'

Z type personality. Please help! Sleeping man lieing on sidewalk

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

On holiday.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Born to be Mild.

"My feet are cold."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

His master's chill-out album

Carl Sandburg.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

Hasta manana.

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

His entire life was about balance.

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'