Chill-out Enthusiast Gifts

'Suddenly everyone realised they hated chill out music.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

On holiday.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Unguided imagery

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Taking it easy

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'First of all, relax.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Summer Reading Group"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.

Born to be Mild.

Lighthouse Hammock.