Chill-out Enthusiast Gifts

'Suddenly everyone realised they hated chill out music.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

On holiday.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Mr. Punch in Venice

Taking it easy

Unguided imagery

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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'First of all, relax.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Summer Reading Group"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.

Born to be Mild.

Lighthouse Hammock.