Chill Experts Gifts

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Snowprov

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ultra-lazy sloth

Ice Skater

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Screensaver says project compiling.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Couch potato.

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'