Tv And Chill Expert Gifts

"You didn't tip the paper boy."

Snowprov

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Born to be Mild.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

His master's chill-out album

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

His entire life was about balance.

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'I appreciate the calmness it would bring, I just have trouble letting go..'