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"You didn't tip the paper boy."

Snowprov

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

His entire life was about balance.

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'I appreciate the calmness it would bring, I just have trouble letting go..'

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."