Chill Philosopher T-Shirts

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

On holiday.

Snowprov

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Marshmallows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ice Skater

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

Inactive wear store.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Meditation vs. Vegetation

Screensaver says project compiling.

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Couch potato.

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"