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Ghost in the bedroom.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Ice fisher.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Ice Skater

Skiing

Problem Solving

Ultra-lazy sloth

Born to be Mild.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Coffee

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

Trivia/Great Literature.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Hippie Edibles Co.

Screensaver says project compiling.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

The Tropical Seminar on Work Stress Reduction was beginning to kick in.