Chill Reader Gifts

Ghost in the bedroom.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Ice fisher.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Problem Solving

Ice Skater

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Skiing

Born to be Mild.

Coffee

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

Trivia/Great Literature.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Hippie Edibles Co.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

Screensaver says project compiling.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...