Chill Investor Gifts

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

Snowprov

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ice Skater

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Screensaver says project compiling.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

Couch potato.

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

Chillaxing!

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!