Chill Artist Gifts

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

On holiday.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Snowprov

Working Holiday

Marshmallows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Ice Skater

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"My feet are cold."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Inactive wear store.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Screensaver says project compiling.

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Couch potato.

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."