Chill Champions Gifts

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

"We did absolutely nothing for three whole months. Best summer I ever had!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Ice Skater

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Meditation vs. Vegetation

Screensaver says project compiling.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

Couch potato.

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

Chillaxing!

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!