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His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Snowprov

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ultra-lazy sloth

Ice Skater

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Screensaver says project compiling.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Couch potato.

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

'Worry kills more people than work.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'