Chill Individual T-Shirts

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

On holiday.

Snowprov

Marshmallows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ice Skater

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

Inactive wear store.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

Screensaver says project compiling.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Couch potato.

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'