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"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Late night teddy reading

Snowprov

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

"My feet are cold."

Snow is falling...

'I even love the way you snore!'

Freezing

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Puppy and Kitten.

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"I surprise you every year!"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"What are we doing today?"

Hasta manana.

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

"You're an emotional support dog. You're not allowed to have compassion fatigue."

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'I appreciate the calmness it would bring, I just have trouble letting go..'

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'