Chill Comedian T-Shirts

Snowprov

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"I love this time of year."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Greco-polar wrestling

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

Eskimo Breaking Wind

Keister Island

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Deep Snow All Around

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."