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You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Snowprov

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Daffodil bulbs

Shaved Ice

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"I love this time of year."

Weather today.

'Vacuums!'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Greco-polar wrestling

Surreal Ale Pub.

Titanic iceberg auction

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

Eskimo Breaking Wind

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"