Chill Comedian Pillows

Snowprov

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"I love this time of year."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Greco-polar wrestling

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

My tail's cold.

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

Keister Island

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Deep Snow All Around

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'