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Bookworm Sleepover

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Born to be Mild.

"My feet are cold."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'Drunk'

Hasta manana.

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'No, you're not developing a third eye - it's just a zit.'

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'Another tall, cold one?'

'-and in the North today it will be real cool, man...'

'You had a drink of water last month. Now be quiet and go back to sleep.'

The only 'hot button' issue around here is beer

'Oh, I don't know, man — surprise me.'

A one legged man sitting in front of his hunting trophy

Sloth Crossing

'It says in the paper this is a good film to watch because the sun comes out a lot.'

Man buying Jack Johnson cd in the catagory of Hip Easy Listening.

"Relax already!"