Cold Weather Reader T-Shirts

Snowman outside library.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Snow flake

Good News about winter

Ice fisher.

"Bless You."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Hockey Season.

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

Why giraffes hate winter

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

Say, I just had a thought

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

US Winter Weather Map.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Igloo Building.

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."