Winter Reader T-Shirts

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

You Are Here

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Good News about winter

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Alien Snowmen

Keeping warm.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Couple melting the snow around them.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Snowyphus

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

Rude Snowpeople

"Whose the new guy?"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"You know what they say. Cold hands, warm heart."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'