Winter Reader Mugs

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

You Are Here

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Boy rolled into a snowball

Good News about winter

Alien Snowmen

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Keeping warm.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Inappropriate Snowmen

Couple melting the snow around them.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Snowyphus

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

"Whose the new guy?"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Rude Snowpeople

"Gimme the carrot!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

How to fight a vampire snowman

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"You know what they say. Cold hands, warm heart."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'