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"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"Meet The Author"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Reading my Critics

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Good News about winter

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Snowyphus

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Midwest Winter Items.

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Monster Self-Help

"There goes our early night."

A man and his dog both reading.