Winter Aficionado T-Shirts

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Mighty Cold

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Snow flake

Good News about winter

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Non-Denominational Carols

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowyphus

Electric Blanket.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Midwest Winter Items.

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"Slippery, huh?"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"