Winter Wear Aficionado T-Shirts

A woman wearing a goose-feather jacket looks down at a goose wearing a human wig.

'When you said that you were 'putting on two coats today' I thought you were just cold...'

Polar bear bowling alley

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Let it go, Amy.'

"Infinity scarf"

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

'Time out! Fish on!'

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

A penguin wearing a hoodie

Snowmen Games

Faux fur coat and no knickers

If Sisyphus were Canadian...

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

Snowmen Newscast. 'The following footage of water puddles on front lawns may be disturbing to some viewers.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

Snow Business

Bundle up!

'He was bused in from another district.'

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

"That was a Salchow. With Axels, they fall on their buns."

Hitchhiking Snowman.

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

'Yes, the room is full of snow. If I'm going to get a good workout, I need to feel I'm actually outside in the snow.'

'Now let's try with the lining.'

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

'Where Argyle sweaters come from...'

Frederick's Of Winnipeg