Winter Wear Aficionado Pillows

A woman wearing a goose-feather jacket looks down at a goose wearing a human wig.

'When you said that you were 'putting on two coats today' I thought you were just cold...'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Let it go, Amy.'

"Infinity scarf"

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

'Time out! Fish on!'

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

A penguin wearing a hoodie

Faux fur coat and no knickers

If Sisyphus were Canadian...

Snowmen Games

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

'Yes, the room is full of snow. If I'm going to get a good workout, I need to feel I'm actually outside in the snow.'

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

Hitchhiking Snowman.

"That was a Salchow. With Axels, they fall on their buns."

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

Bundle up!

'He was bused in from another district.'

Snow Business

'Now let's try with the lining.'

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

Frederick's Of Winnipeg

'I don't think I'm on the cross country ski trail anymore ...'

'Nice water feature.'