Winter Wardrobe Admirer Pillows

A penguin wearing a hoodie

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Academia in Winter

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

Faux fur coat and no knickers

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'Now let's try with the lining.'

The Old Lady Who lives In a Snowshoe

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

Snow Business

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

'He was bused in from another district.'

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

'It's goose down.'

'What do you mean, where have all the bare midriffs gone?. . .'

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

'I'm in the job market. . .'

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

"There's an app for that?"

I'm getting a fur coat.

"Is the baby sideways?"

Winter Fashion...

"Thanks, but right now we're just looking for a warm body."

"I don't care if it's cold outside, those were my favourite wool socks!"

"We look better in winter."