Winter Wardrobe Admirer Pillows

A penguin wearing a hoodie

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Academia in Winter

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

Faux fur coat and no knickers

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

'It's goose down.'

'He was bused in from another district.'

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

'Now let's try with the lining.'

Snow Business

"There's an app for that?"

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"

'I'm in the job market. . .'

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"

'What do you mean, where have all the bare midriffs gone?. . .'

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

"Is the baby sideways?"

Winter Fashion...

I'm getting a fur coat.

"Thanks, but right now we're just looking for a warm body."

"I don't care if it's cold outside, those were my favourite wool socks!"

"We look better in winter."

'When you said that you were 'putting on two coats today' I thought you were just cold...'