Chill Master T-Shirts

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"I finally feel I can accept the things I'm too lazy to change."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

'That's Frank's lazy eye.'

Couch Potato Watching TV work outs.

Dog days of summer.

"A good vacation helps to unwind."

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

Relaxing boy

"It bothers me that you don't let anything bother you."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Ice Skater

Couch potato.

'Worry kills more people than work.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

The Gingerbread Man's cousin, the hash cookie man.

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

Chillaxing!

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

Screensaver says project compiling.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

"Whenever they low, I get high."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Guitar Man.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

Born to be Mild.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."