Chill Masters Prints

Ultra-lazy sloth

'These teenagers - when will they learn to lie around and do nothing all day?'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Ice Skater

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

Screensaver says project compiling.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Couch potato.

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'