Masters Of Chill Prints

"Why don't you slip into your shooting jacket with the bellows pockets and the double shoulder patches and nip down to the corner for a quart of milk?"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ice Skater

Ultra-lazy sloth

Born to be Mild.

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Screensaver says project compiling.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Couch potato.

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'