Master Of Chill Prints

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

"Honestly, Doug, you never want to do anything. . . I swear with you, it's always meh, meh, meh!"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ice Skater

Ultra-lazy sloth

Born to be Mild.

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

man juggling career, home and children

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Screensaver says project compiling.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

The Procrastinatorium.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Couch potato.

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Procrastinator's Leap.