The King Of Chill T-Shirts

His entire life was about balance.

Snowprov

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Ice Skater

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Screensaver says project compiling.

His master's chill-out album

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

Couch potato.

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

Chillaxing!