The King Of Chill Pillows

His entire life was about balance.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Snowprov

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ice Skater

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Screensaver says project compiling.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Couch potato.

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

Chillaxing!

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'