Chill Challenger Pillows

"Just relax!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Ice fisher.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Skiing

Problem Solving

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Coffee

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

The Tropical Seminar on Work Stress Reduction was beginning to kick in.

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

Relaxation Technique