Chilly Challenger Pillows

Old man learning to ice skate

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

Ice skating

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

Orienteering 101

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Global Warming Penguin

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Spring cleaning.

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

"Here's your problem."

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"Love them rays, Chief."

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

Mr. Winter blast returns.

'Have you stopped striving yet?'