Chord Champ Gifts

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Guitar Man.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Check out this new store."

"Show off."

'As you can see the market forecast is quite loopy in the next quarter.'

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Django.

Monkey casino study.

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

"What setting do I use for this?"

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

'Ted has devised a simple chart that explains why we need to quit buying so much stuff.'

Steve Vai

Guitars

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

A man carves a totem pole

"Careful...she bites."

Amateur singers

"Love them rays, Chief."

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

Little known evolutionary steps.

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."