Chord Charmer Gifts

Guitars

"Check out this new store."

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

Guitar

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Online Dating

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

You're the olive in my martini

'Distracting the fish.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

"Pie chart"

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

Official Support Groups

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

Up please...

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

Saving up for lessons.

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

Eric Clapton.

'I practice my presentation before tomorrow's meeting and it gets him right to sleep.'

"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."