String Charmer Gifts

Viola player.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Check out this new store."

You're the olive in my martini

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"Pie chart"

"Ding" "Dong"

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Guitars

Benny More

'I practice my presentation before tomorrow's meeting and it gets him right to sleep.'

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"You'll love Alex. He's got a lovely sense of humour."

BB King.

He has musical armor that plays when the faceguard goes up? Yep. He's Prince "Chiming"!