String Charmer Gifts

Viola player.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Slug Bait- snails love it

You're the olive in my martini

"Check out this new store."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

"Pie chart"

"Ding" "Dong"

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

Guitars

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

'I practice my presentation before tomorrow's meeting and it gets him right to sleep.'

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

A single violinist with a stage full of conductors.

"You'll love Alex. He's got a lovely sense of humour."