Romantic Charmer Gifts

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

You're a good looking man.

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

"With a name like Barney Stone, I do real well with the ladies on Valentine's day."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

You're the olive in my martini

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Two men toasting

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

Black Velvet.

'I adore a man of many parts.'

Snake Charmer

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'

"You'll love Alex. He's got a lovely sense of humour."

"I thought you said his name was Mr Know-it-all?"

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

Randy, if you could be ANY superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

Sex and the Old City

The spots have fallen off a man's dice.

Hunger mood warning system: Women vs. Men

'My son, the telemarketer...'

Viola player.

'What church do YOU go to?'

'Wherever did you get such a cute button nose?'

Once again her smile had failed to light up the room.

"Sandro! What a relief to see you up and smoldering again."

"Sure, this used to be a one horse town, but not anymore...the horse died!"