Romantic Charmer Pillows

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

You're a good looking man.

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

"With a name like Barney Stone, I do real well with the ladies on Valentine's day."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

You're the olive in my martini

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Two men toasting

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'

Snake Charmer

'I adore a man of many parts.'

Black Velvet.

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

"I thought you said his name was Mr Know-it-all?"

"You'll love Alex. He's got a lovely sense of humour."

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

Sex and the Old City

'What church do YOU go to?'

Viola player.

The spots have fallen off a man's dice.

Hunger mood warning system: Women vs. Men

'My son, the telemarketer...'

"Sandro! What a relief to see you up and smoldering again."

Once again her smile had failed to light up the room.

"Sure, this used to be a one horse town, but not anymore...the horse died!"

'I didn't know you could get electronic pipes too! Whatever next!'

He wasn't her type, but it was nice to be asked out. It was validating.

Thank you