Charmer Pillows

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Sandro! What a relief to see you up and smoldering again."

Randy, if you could be ANY superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

You're the olive in my martini

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'Do you come here often?'

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

"Pie chart"

"Ding" "Dong"

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'