Charmer Pillows

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Sandro! What a relief to see you up and smoldering again."

You're the olive in my martini

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'Do you come here often?'

"Ding" "Dong"

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

"Pie chart"

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

'I practice my presentation before tomorrow's meeting and it gets him right to sleep.'

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"