Music Charmer Pillows

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You're the olive in my martini

"Check out this new store."

'Distracting the fish.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

"Pie chart"

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

Up please...

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

Guitars

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

'I practice my presentation before tomorrow's meeting and it gets him right to sleep.'

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"You'll love Alex. He's got a lovely sense of humour."

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"