Music Charmer Prints

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

You're the olive in my martini

"Check out this new store."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Distracting the fish.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

"Pie chart"

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

Up please...

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

Benny More

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Guitars

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

'I practice my presentation before tomorrow's meeting and it gets him right to sleep.'

"You'll love Alex. He's got a lovely sense of humour."

He has musical armor that plays when the faceguard goes up? Yep. He's Prince "Chiming"!

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

'Another confabulous breakthrough, professor.'

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"