Note Charmer Pillows

Snake charmer charms snake into the shape of a treble clef.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

You're the olive in my martini

Musical Web

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"Check out this new store."

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

'Distracting the fish.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

"Pie chart"

Snakecharming.

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

Music Piracy

Samurai offspring.

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

Up please...

The Saxophonist

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

Guitars

'I practice my presentation before tomorrow's meeting and it gets him right to sleep.'