Note Charmer Gifts

Snake charmer charms snake into the shape of a treble clef.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

Musical Web

You're the olive in my martini

"Check out this new store."

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

'Distracting the fish.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Pie chart"

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"Ding" "Dong"

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

Snakecharming.

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

Samurai offspring.

Music Piracy

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

Up please...

The Saxophonist

Guitars

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

'I practice my presentation before tomorrow's meeting and it gets him right to sleep.'